Dear readers,
Thoughts, ideas, opinions, and ramblings of a boy has come to it’s final chapter. However, check out "I dream of sheepier dayz" made by the creator of TIOR, at http://ahliewsblog.blogspot.com/ It’s been a fun ride!
Liew Chi Yeung
Yoppp….yeah finally the UNSW finals is coming to an end. Just one more paper to go, legal studies, and I’m done for the year folks, pack them bags coz papi’s goin to Aussie land. That is, if got any universities still want me after what happened during math paper today. What happened you ask? Very little, seeing as I couldn’t do a lot of the questions there. Yup, my math officially fucked up di. So very, very, very, fucked up…. SHITTTSSSZZZZZ…ARRGGHHH!!! Again, I leave my fate to the merciful bellgraph Gods and pray that they take pity on my mathematically-challenged, sleep-deprived, mortal soul and deliver me to the shores of Babylone where milk and honey flow from the rivers and 8.7 GPA’s roam freely. Oh well, at least my econs paper went well. So there’s still a ray of hope for me. Well, tonight going out for a pre-celebration steamboat party, so as always, I’m gonna eat my troubles away. Huh, huh, huh, long time since I wrote a blog post, losing stamina to write…*wheeze*. Ok gang, thats all for nowz. Byee
Hey, I got tagged by my fren(thanks a lot Lily;-p) so I’m doing this stupid thing for this post. Lucky I’m lazy to go study now, so I’d rather waste my time doing just about anything else. Here is the "7" list in no particular order:
7 things I plan to do before I die:-
1. Build Hydronas(refer earlier blog post)
2. Gain enlightenment(yes, who says I can be religious?)
3. Travel the world.
4. Amass lotsa, lotsa loot.
5. Then build my own charity foundation with said loot. Mmmm….the Nicholas Liew Foundation has a nice ring to it.
6. Leave my mark on Malaysia. Something like, The Liew Towers, or Liew National Public Library or The Hydronas Triplet Towers or a 10 foot sculpture of me in the form of Michaelangelo’s David(well, maybe not the last one)
7. Be a cover model(haha)
7 things I could do:-
1. Learn Mandarin so can kau lui, now very cham.
2. Learn to play the guitar
3. Get in shape
4. Study for my externals
5. Finish my long essay assignment
6. Read a book
7. Learn to iron
7 Celebrity Crushes:-
1. Winona Ryder
2. Hilarie Burton
3. Rachel Bilson
4. Benjamin MacKenzie(no, it’s NOT weird)
5. Chad Michael Murray(nope, still not)
6. Ashley Simpson(yup, I’m a guy, we like Simpson sisters)
7. Jessica Alba
7 often repeated words:-
1. monkey
2. huh?
3. rite…
4. s***
5. f***(and all it’s cousins like f***er, f***face, etc)
6. tak miau
7. whot?(British accent)
7 physical traits that I look for in the opposite sex(huh….?):-
1. Hair - soft, smooth, smell good
2. Height - preferably not much taller than me, unless you’re Mischa Burton who has a thing for short guys like Ben McKenzie
3. Brain - intelligent enough conversation-wise(who cares about academics, really?)
4. Eyes - captivating, and a pleasure to look into
5. Ass - must NOT be a pain in the ass
6. Mouth - lips must be nice(not cracked with cold-sores, preferably with delicously flavoured lip gloss) so that I can hardly resist kissing her
7. Eye brows - No unibrows is all I’m asking
7 people to tag:-
Whoever is reading this. Do it, or err…..you’ll feel itcy when you wanna sleep tonight.
Mood:- Procrastinating
Music playing:- Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
Yop, I’m so happyyyy…..finally got the first 11 episodes of One Tree Hill di. Haha…too bad I had to sign a contract made by the devil that said I had to belanja drinks at TGI. Girls are just evil. Haiz…hey, if you want ah Liew to take you out for drinks, all you gotta do is ask, or send me a subtle hint(eg: a wink, a note, a pinch in the ass, etc) Anywayz, so far already watched 7 episodes, so only 5 more to go. Gotta say, that new guy Felix is kinda hot. Oh yeah, I can’t figure out why the heck Chad suddenly decided to wear slippers in every episode. My god, he even wore slippers to a club. Damn Ah Pek man, dunno what happened to his white high-tops and Timberlands. Nooo…why did you have to point that out to me 44761?? In other news…I found a cool site called hotornot.com where you put up your pic and let other ppl rate your "hotness". I found this site fun coz there was something like it in One Tree Hill too. Very fun, IF you’re secure with yourself. Haha…coz it’s super judgemental. You got NO profile whatsoever, just your photo, and other ppl’s opinion. Therefore, only put up your photo if you’re ready, and let the judgement begin. On the other hand, you could always just judge other ppl. Whatever you choose to do, there’s good fun to be had on this site when you got time to fill during the weekends. I put my photo up and got an average score of 8.8, under the name Chad_9394. So if you happen to stumble on my photo, be kind ppl;-) Okies, gotta go now…Liew, out.
Yop, just wanted to drop a quick post b4 I gotta go do my econs tutorials. Ok, so the main thing that’s up my ass at the moment is the pending UNSW trials. Jeng, jeng, jeng… 17 Oct 2005, D-Day Trials. *Shudder*. Well, last weekend went to 1U with S.Lee, Ping Sze, CMay and Swee Fuan a.k.a penyangak. Haha…thanx to them, I went there like, 6 days that week. Anywayz, we all went to TGI and talked and stuff. Then, Ping Sze and Fuan got a little carried away with the Jack Daniels chicken sauce. Ping Sze was getting higher and higher with each chip she diped in the sauce until the waiter also looked a bit worried. Well, lucky they didn’t have to hose her down(would’ve been fun to watch though). Plus, they both had the Long Island Tea(consisting of Vodka, Bacardi, and Gin). Why did these normally innocent, sweet, mostly sober girls decided to go on a booze frenzy at 12.30pm? Who knows? Well, maybe I did gave them a little nudge. Aww who am I kidding…memang Liew la…siapa lagi? Together with my previous experiment with 45301, I have decuded that girls just love Long Island Tea. Good food, good friends, good friends boozing, it’s all good. A chocolate mud pie and brownie later, we all walked out with 5 pounds more on our asses. After that I took around and did some shopping, and by shopping I mean me sitting on a bench while the girls went to work on the stores. Those poor innocent sales personnel. Hmm…dejavu… I feel like this has happened to me not too long ago. Ann Ze, Alex, Ah Sin and Hoi Gi hor?
PS: Sorry Ken, I didn’t realise my Subway card had expired.
*Yop….finally the cruel domino effect from the past week has ended. And in the aftermath, I’m still alive albeit a little malnutritioned due to the constant puking. Well, I’m gonna build up my strength again this weekend. Get some rest, get rehydrated, and some good food in my belly, I should be back to top form in no time. The good thing about this week is that I have officially finished my english presentation and got an A(phew) and I also got a band 9 for my IELTS. Hahaha…. I knew that no white dudes could speak english better than me!! Ok, thats all. This blog is just so that my friends know I’m alive(thanks for the excuse kai wen). Chioaz.
Hey guys, whassup? Been watching the OC this entire week while I patiently await for my fren to finish burning Three Hill Season 2 for me. Seriously, why so long wann?? I’m sorry I played with your camera lo… But you can’t blame me, that self-potrait was too fun to pass up. Anyway…I feel that all that drama is not good for me so I’m gonna stop watching the OC for this whole weekend. That’s right, an entire weekend! Err…starting tomorrow…….night. In an unrelated story, I just watched Final Fantasy VII Advent Children yesterday night(shows you how productive I am) and it was great. Of course, any FF7 freak would love it and shouldn’t miss it. Tifa is a bit too hot for an animated character, it’s just wrong. Haha. I love her fight scene though. Unfortunately, one thing I didn’t get about the movie was the children. I mean, what’s up with the children? They don’t serve any important purpose in the movie except being cute little innocent by-standers. Oh, and another thing, where did that miracle rain that cured the geostigma disease come from?? Aeris? I didn’t know she was a rain god. My fren’s theory is that it’s from the Holy materia again, but I thought the bad guys stole that box of materia already. Haiz…questions, questions. Maybe Square Enix should hold a press conference to explain.
Looks like it’s gonna be a busy weekend for me. Got an economics test on Wednesday, Econs case study on Friday, english presentation on Thursday, and to top it all of, I gotta go visit the courts to do some report for legal studies on Tuesday. Damn. The evil domino effect is happening again, and I’m standing beside the last domino, watching as the pieces up the road slowly fall onto each other, making it’s way toward me. And me without a helmet or jock strap. Ouch, I know. Okays, at least there’s some good news. I’m now 67kg’s hahaha….just 5.5 kg’s more to be like Chad. That means that I’m already more than halfway finished in my journey from 55kg’s to 75.2 kg’s. A long journey that started in December 2004. That’s right…from December last year to September this year, ponna amazing race. "Holy crap did you see that??!? Some day, men will write stories about this journey, children will be named after it, Argentinian women will weep for it" - Mouth McFadden. Then I’ll colour my hair blonde, get blue contacts, go on MTV’s "I wanna famous face", and change my name to Chad. Lol. Okays, that’s all for this post. ah Liew, out.
Yop……wow, it’s been quite a long time since I updated my blog huh? Guess it’s another effect from the brain rot that I’ve been suffering from these past few weeks. Seriously dunno what’s been goin on with me these past few weeks, my engine like just ran out of steam. Passing up half-hearted assignments, day dreaming in class, delaying my study time one hour after another…..The daily grind was really getting to me, get up, college, sleep, repeat. In the end, all that culminated into a dramatic climax, when I didn’t study an entire chapter of economics for my internals. Fuh, first time ever I skipped an entire chapter since I entered college la. Memang choi si….b4 I went into the exam hall also lost 10 marks di. Well, even though it’s only internals, and I guess even if I fail also I don’t really give a rat’s ass, but what worried me was that I actually sanggup to skip the chapter and sleep la. I just gave up, all my drive and motivation seemed to have been sucked dry, and the rest was hiding somewhere in the dark ressesses of my ass la. It seemed that I was caught in a downward spiral that was growing bigger and bigger, and I wasn’t even bothered to get out of it. Luckily, the internal exams provided my brain with a small jolt, and the wheels are slowly starting to turn again. Well, losing 10 marks before you step into the exam hall for your best subject leaves a mark on you. So now, I’m trying to get back on track. I’ll have to pull my head out of my ass in classes, and maybe start doing all the assignments that I’ve been putting off. Also, this exam made me realise that my powers were weakening. Study until 2.00am also cannot tahan di. This showed that I had grown too complacent and comfortable, and my evil internal clock started working again without me knowing. I must start moving forward again, must start to pulun di… looks like it’s true that if you’re not moving forward, you’re falling behind.
Okays, now for a recent update on my life. Today went to see "The Maid", quite scary la…but the scares were mostly cheap tricks, still, it’s worth a look, on pirated VCD. Expect to get scared only in the movies though, thanks to their sound system and large screen. Seeing a 20 feet ghost has a bit more effect than when you watch it on celluloid. This past week I’ve been on a non-stop One Tree Hill Season 1 marathon la(thankx for burning for me 44761, now I want season 2 quick….) While on my marathon, I took the opportunity to conduct a little study on "The effects of extreme exposure of teen drama serials on the average dude/dudet."
Subject: 18 year old Chinese male
Series: One Tree Hill, season 1
Longest time of continuos exposure: 15 episodes
Longest time spent watching in a day: 18 episodes
Average length per episode: 45 minutes
Observations:
1) Watching non-stop from morning to late-evening leaves you with the feeling of worthlessness, as you realise that you have been doing nothing productive whatsover since you woke up.
2) Watching the series late into the night, and stopping right before bed disturbs sleep patterns. The worst disruption I experienced was that I still felt the series playing in my head only to wake up and realise that it was only a dream. Cold sweat and "Holy shit, what have I done to myself??" followed the dream.
3) You will pass out if you watch it when you are already farggin tired, like after you’ve just studied law for 3 hours.
4) The urge to watch "just another episode" is stronger than the urge to eat, drink water and take a piss.
5) You suddenly feel that having a webcam in your room is cool.
6) You don’t know why, but you have this big crush on either Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, or Hilarie Burton.
7) Chad Michael Murray looks a bit like a drug addict when he does his "brooding" look.
Unexpected side-effects: That damn theme song can’t stop playing in your head. "I don’t wanna be anything other than….NOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!"
Well, ok, thats all for now. Tomorrow got IELTS speaking test. Later dayz.
Hey guys, just got back from Melbourne(Mel-Bore-Nay) yesterday morning. Still feeling kinda tired from the flight. But I think I’ll be ok after a few days rest and good Malaysian food. Seriously, the Chinese food there sucks big time. It’s really like fast food, really greasy and salty as hell. Only the restaurants at China Town were better a bit. I went with my uncle’s family, so at least the long car rides were more bearable since I had my cousin with me. Basically, we did the tourist thing around the countryside and seasides, snapping photos and terrorizing the local wildlife with our camera flashes. Still disapointed I didn’t manage to nab a penguin from Philip Island. Those penguins were the size of chickens. Damn cute. They would have fit nicely in my freezer. I spent like, 5 days touring the countryside, and 2 days in Melbourne city itself. The city is well planned like Singapore, where you can walk practically anywhere without fear of becoming roadkill, unlike our Malaysian roads. That said, those Aussies can’t drive fo’nuts. If they came to KL, they’ll cower in fear of our traffic and drivers. Hahaha. I also went to visit my cousin who is studiying there. His apartment is seriously like a pig stye, hopefully my place won’t mutate into that when I go there(although it probably will). All and all, I like the city, I memorized all the good parts di. Parts like the National Library, Rhino’s Gentlemen’s Club, Kitten’s, Club 86, Showgirls. Hehehehe. Damn cool wei, you only need to be 18 to go to any of these strip clubs. Too bad I was travelling with my parents so I couldn’t join my cousin into these fine establishments. Oh well, I’ll mark those places for the site of my next birthday party. What else…oh yeah, I saw sooo many high school kids on the streets after 1.00pm. They changed my perception that Caucasian chicks were fat…they were so hot. And even hotter than them, were the asian students. Seriously, I never expected so many asians there. A group of cute Jap girls here, another group of cute Thai chicks there….Yah, now that’s multiculturalism baby! Ok, with school uniforms here, the skirts must be below the knees, there, it is mandatory to have skirts above the knees, way, way, above the knees. The girls uniform there is all like japan you know…..it just makes you think the wrong things. Hehehe. Anyway, we should follow the Australian uniforms and outlaw the evil pinafores. And the guy’s uniform also pona gaya la, with blazers and everything. I know you’ll just love it here Dixynn. Haha, Abubu’s wan got no quality la wei…Well thats all for now, really lazy to write. Chioaz.
Hey guys. Today was quite an eventful day in KDU. Why?? Cause AMBER freakin CHIA came to campus baby!!! And I got to talk to her and took a photo with her too. Thanks for bringing the digi cam Ivan, you Amber Chia freak you. You know, I thought she only looked good in the magazines coz of photo editing and shit. But OH MY GAWD…she is like, 10 times hotter in person, trust me people, it’s no exageration. In fact, it’s more of an understatement. Well she came over to promote the makeup brand Stilla, which she is endorsing(what brand isn’t she endorsing nowadays huh?). So she did some makeup on the students and shit. Actually, the Stilla girls there were kinda hot too. Too bad they left b4 I got up the courage to ask for their numbers. Hehe.
I’ll be leavin for Melbourne tomorrow night, so this will be my last post in a while. Today in english class we were supposed to pass up our long essay outline, but somehow, through some freak malfunction of my ears, I heard that we were supposed to pass up our presentation outline la. Long story short, I ended up doing something that never needed to be done, and then had nothing to show the lecturer this morning. Yup, I know, genius huh? Then, instead of laughing at my misfornute and saying "It’s ok, you can pass it up tomorrow morning", which is what any normal, sane, kind hearted lecturer would say, she said "You better pass it up by 10.00am!" It was 9.30am at the time. And this time, I AM refering to you Miss Leena, you evil lecturer you. Luckily, with my extensive training in the art of "gebang(hons.)" and "advanced pembohongan(MBA, PhD)", I managed to pull it off in record time. That’s right, you can’t mess with "The Doctor", I open a crapping clinic. And I must say, it was "okay" for 25 minutes(plus printing time) of work. Hahaha, good triumphs again. Ok kids, that’s all for this edition of TIOR Boy. See you after Melbourne!
