Right, first off I’d like to say, F*** FRIENDSTER!!! That day I was writing this long post till’ 3a.m, then suddenly when I posted got a !*@#!??! error and then all my !!*@#!?!? work went down the !@&#*#(!)!? drain…ARGH!! The one day that I choose not to save on word, this shit happends. Damn !*&$!#@!?! wonderful la…. Phew…ok, I just had to get that off my chest. Now, since I have too much time on my hands, I have decided to make this post, my first official(second actually thanks to that !?*#@&!*^?!?? friendster error) attempt at writing my LONGEST BLOG POST, EVER. Thats right, I’m going for the record with this one. Therefore, expect me to resort to lots of cheap tricks in order to make this post longer. Ok, now let rant-fest begin!
First off, the update on my life. I have actually been sick last week, that’s why I didn’t post anything on my blog. Not to worry, I plan to write a whole weeks worth of posts and then some. Back to the story, I got a fever the first day then got diarrhea, and after that I began vomiting like a donkey for the next 3 days. Doctor said is was indigestion, me, I suspect that it was a conspiracy against me by Petronas. Their agents must have injected something into my food when I wasn’t looking. Only they could be capable of hatching such an evil scheme. Bastards, they’ll do anything in order to stop me from building HYDRONAS with Vj and Kai Wen… Well, Iisten up Petronas, it ain’t gonna be that easy to take me out. If I’m going down, I’m taking all of you down to hell with me!!! DOWN WITH PETRONAS!!! LONG LIVE HYDRONAS!!! And thanks to that cowardly attempt on my life, I’ve lost 2kg’s. Now my "underweightyness"(not anorexic, thanks for the advise Kai Wen) problem has reached a disturbing new level(I’m 5′11” and weigh only 61kg’s now, it’s not a pretty picture, DAMN YOU PETRONAS). I’m afraid that if I lose anymore weight, I’d be floating off the ground soon. Besides that, my "underweightyness" has caused many other problems to arise. The first is that I worry that I might not make it through the cold winters when I’m in Sydney next year. Then the second thing is that I can’t even "kau lui" when I’m there. This is because the chicks there are mostly twice my current size thanks to their steady diet of French Fries and Milkshakes. Finally, another problem is that I’d run serious risk of injury when I play any sports there, I mean, the guys there are HUGE. I’d get the shit knocked out of me. Therefore, after evaluating all these factors, I’ve finally made a decision to go on a serious mass gaining diet. My inspiration and goal:To look like Randy Orton!! Yeah!!! RKO BABY, I WILL SURVIVE THE WINTER!!!!
I also went to watch Star Wars Episode III twice this weekend. Ok, the action in the movie friggin’ rocks!! Plus, it ties up a lot of loose ends and sets the stage for the classic Episode IV: A New Hope. George Lucas has managed to redeem himself in spectacular fashion. After his less than amusing attempt at making a Bollywood movie with Attack of the Clones, this movie has put the master of sci-fi back on his lofty pedestal. I also rejoice because that stooge Hayden actually managed to do a half decent job. That being said, I still felt that his scenes were him as Darth Vader(see, cause he puts on a mask and you can’t see his face or his pathetic facial expressions, get it?) The final judgment, I give Episode III a "10 out of 10". Hey, I’m a Star Wars freak, did you expect any less?
Okays, that’s it on the update of my life. Now, since VJ wrote about his dream and since I currently have too much time on my hands, I’ve decided that I shall write about my dream too. So now ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present "Thoughts, ideas, opinions and ramblings of a boy:The Dream Edition"(JENG JENG JENG). Hey, I told you this post was gonna be a long one, so read on only if you have the time or interest, if not, screw it!
As I’m writing this, I’m thinking of my friends in SP… Benjy and Vj have already started form 6, with Benjy most probably leaving when he gets his JPA scholarship. Kai Wen has already gone to Matrikulasi P.Pinang(be thankful it’s not Chang Lun ok…) Of course there’s Kenneth, who’s still calmly waiting for his JPA scholarship at home. But hey, if not his name won’t be Kenneth already.
My dream ties in closely to the pact the four of us(Benjy, Kai Wen, VJ, and me) made in Form 5 to be successful and meet in front of Nasmir Nasi Kandar with our dream cars in 7 years time. We would then go on to build HYDRONAS and take over
Kedah
,
Malaysia
and the world!!!(
Thailand first
). Remember, Bedong is my territory. It shall be renamed the "
HYDRONAS
PlayPlay
Mansion"
when I take control of it. HAHAHHAHA…
So, basically, the four of us would all go out and build giant companies of our own first. Then, when the time is right, we shall pull our resourses together to build HYDRONAS, the first and only company to offer hydrogen refueling centers all around the world. The main agenda of HYDRONAS:The complete and utter destruction of Petronas. In order to set up quickly and compete with Petronas, we would team up with Shell. With the partnership with Shell, all the infrastructure would be available straight away, we would just have to convert the Shell stations into Hydrogen refueling centers. This, along with the downfall of EON(please read VJ’s Blog for the full story of the Petronas and EON takeover) would be the crippling blow for Petronas. And then we shall launch our hostile takeover of Petronas itself. Then, we shall sell all of Petronas’ current crude oil supplies and interests to the western countries. Now, using the revenue from the sales, we would then expend HYDORNAS to the same western countries who bought the oil from us, thus as creating a worldwide monopoly of hydrogen fuel. HAHAHA, those countries would not gain any economic advantage because all the oil supplies they purchased is now obsolete!! World oil prices then begin to drop, oil now is only demanded to make soap and detergent products. This would lead to the inevitable economic downfall of the Middle Eastern countries which rely so heavily on their oil revenues. Then, we would of course take over these countries in order to get arms supplies and nuclear technology. Malaysia and the middle east would join under one banner and become the new Turki Uthmaniyah Empire!!! How’s that for Islam Hadhari?? And with the entire western world also dependent on HYDRONAS for hydrogen fuel, China, Russia, and the rest of the world would soon follow suit. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Power! Unlimited Power!! Okays, well that the plan(ok, maybe I exaggerated a little, sue me)
Anyways, since we are all now parting ways to take the next step, which is to further our education, I offer some words of encouragement and council to you all.
My friends, we are all currently at the crossroads (not in any way related to that god-awful Britney Spears movie) of our lives where we have the choice to either continue on in our boring, mundane, everyday existence OR, work to achieve something really amazing, something really extraordinary, something BIG!, MONUMENTAL even. Now, I’m not saying that the life I lead now is bad in anyway. On the contrary, I lead a very comfortable life, with food on the table, clothes to wear, and Star Wars movies to go to. I thank my parents everyday for providing me with this life. But, like my good old’ Uncle Donny(Donald Trump) always said, "If you’re going to be thinking anyway, you might as well think big". And what better time to be thinking big? What better time then now, now when we’re young, ambitious, and capable. We can achieve anything, if only we reach for it. To hell with all the cynics and all the naysayers that we will undoubtedly meet on the way to building our dream. For you see, they only seek to tear down our ambitions and our confidence, and we cannot hope to build our dreams without either one. My friends, go forth and forge your own path to greatness. Also, remember Robert Frost’s advise and do not be afraid to take the road less taken.
Phew, pant, pant, getting tired now. Running out of stamina to type. Ok, I’m gonna pull a cheap trick now. I shall now dedicate a song to all of my friends who have just started form 6 and matriculation.
"What Happens Tomorrow"
by Duran Duran
Child, don’t you worry
It’s enough your growing up in such a hurry
Brings you down, the news they sell ya
To put in your mind that all mankind is a failure
But nobody knows
What’s gonna happen tomorrow
We try not to show
How frightened we are
If you love me, I’ll protect you
However I can
You’ve got to believe
It’ll be alright in the end
Fighting because we’re so close
There are times we punish those who we need the most
Though we can’t wait for a saviour
Only got ourselves to blame for this behaviour
And nobody knows
What’s gonna happen tomorrow
We try not to show
How frightened we are
Would seem lonely
If you were the only
star in the night?
You’ve got to believe
It’ll be alright in the end
You’ve got to believe
It’ll be alright again
Time is a ribbon, a silent icy river (froze us all)
Running deep, deep and fast
Enough to get lost down in the flow
Crashing around
These tiny lives mean everything
And nobody knows
What’s gonna happen tomorrow
So don’t let go
Now we’ve come this far
Hold my hand please
Understand me
You’re never alone
We’ve got to believe
It’ll be alright in the end
(Nobody knows)
You’ve got to believe
It’ll be alright my friend
Da, da, da, da
And yes we believe
It’ll be alright again
(Nobody knows)
Last thing before I sign off, Benjy, your brain really melted already because of the "rabbit photos" ar?? Please la wei, if you can’t trust Vj, who can you trust? Kita geng tau, berkawan sejak zaman Portugis bila budak Alfonso tu mai tau……. I know la he terlalu handsome, but still, he won’t do that to you wan la. Of course, I’m just saying this based on what I’ve heard, and also to make my blog longer;-)> Okays, that’s all. Chioaz.
