Thoughts, ideas, opinions and ramblings of a boy:)>

Ahh….finally, the cruel domino effect is over. My computing test is over, my accounts test is over, my IELTS oral test is over, my 6-page essay is already halfway done, all in 3 days. Ahh…life is begining to feel like life again. Clear skies can be seen again, the birds are singing, the stars are shining, and raju’s is beckoning. One thing that sucks, I was all set on going back to SP on the 11th of July for my anugerah cemerlang thingy, but now I found out that the Sultan of Kedah will not be giving the award to me. Why? Because some smart ass at Ibrahim decided to reward me by slotting me in the afternoon session where I’m gonna receive the award from some Senator Janggut instead of the sultan. Hey, don’t get me wrong, I like the senator, cause I’m sure he probably has done good things for the society and shit, but come on man, I’m not going to go back 1 day before my exams start just so I can get a stupid award from some senator. Looks like now I can’t complete my set of awards form the sultan. I got 1 for my UPSR and PMR, so I was hoping that I could do a hat trick and get 1 for my SPM also la. Damn you SMKI!!! GIVE ME MY AWARD YOU BASTARDS!!! Kay, gotta chiaoz now. Later dayz.   

Yop, shout out to Wee Leum and Ellie for starin’ their blog. Good la….now you guys can also "char" and "shoot" anybody you don’t like di. HAHAHA, feel the power. Hmmmm. Today the haze has officially attacked PJ, shrouding the calm, clear blue sky with a dirty, dreary grey. On top of that, starting tomorrow, a cruel domino effect will begin in my life. Get this, tommorow:Computing Practical Exam, next day:Accounting Exam, next day:dateline for 6 page Moral essay. ARRGHHH….going crazy with anxiety and panic. What I need in my time of need now is my good ol’ stress reliever, Lorong 55….yah….how I long to dunk on your sweet rim again. *sob* *sob*  Hmm, what else, today went to 1 Utama to eat lunch coz my lecturer cancelled class. Ate at this place called "tepanyaki". The special thing about this place is supposed to be that they cook the food in front of you, if you can call that special(ooo look,…some guy is cooking meat on a hot stove, how amazing). K, back to the important stuff, the food is on the edge of sucky. I only give it a 4 out of 10. DON’T eat there unless you’re some crazy tepanyaki enthusiast or you have no other choice of food. Mainly because the garlic really sucks. I mean I love garlic, but their garlic is like, soft and overly chewy, and it sticks to your teeth. The garlic spoiled the meal for me. Then at the end of the day, I had to fork out 15 bucks(including the 5 bucks for the mee I also had). Damn I regret not going to Subway Sandwiches. To my friends who followed me to Tepanyaki, I’m sorry guys(and gals), my bad. In my defence, it kinda looked good on in the pictures. I stil can’t fathom how adrianne actually managed to eat every single bit of food on her plate, including the garlic. That’s just not right wei… Later we went back to KDU to take our stuff from the library, and we discovered that adrianne’s(I hope I’m spelling this right) soya bean had magically transformed into beancurd. That was just plain freaky, this morning it was soya bean, then after lunch, poof, beancurd. And it was still in the bottle. Ponna magic, "tau chui" changed to "tau huay" man…. There’s sumthin really funky bout that soya bean(which came from the KDU cafeteria, by the way). Oh yeah, almost forgot, today the JPA students arrived. I’m not gonna make any comments now least they become my friends someday in the future. Anyway, a brief, unoffending summary was that, it wasn’t what I expected. Haiz….But wait, what the hell, at first glance, there were no hot chicks man…. Dammit, I was hoping to see girls like Eminem descibes, you know, "The way she shakes it, I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen a ass like that, the way she moves it, she makes my pee pee go, doing, doing, doing. When she moves, she’s like a belly dancer. She shaking that ass to the new Nelly jamsa." Haha, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. Here, I’ve included the lyrics to my new favourite song. LOL. This song is great.

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

Think someones at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go

Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

Police saying freeze

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out you bozo

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch

I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am

Arnold

, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?

I ain't never seen an ass like that

Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go 

Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

      

      

Hei, Zee Kin, I know you pelajar contoh Ibrahim, no need to defend ok? Cause this is my blog, my world, my rules. No wan can tell me what to say!!! If you dun like it, you can shove it, cause I don;t give a damn(except of course, the koh koh cheah cheah at the ISA, thanks for sparing my life so far, next time I belanja your sniper team yum cha) Apart from that, I thank you for your comments. I welcome all comments. Laa….Zee Kin, dun be mad la…I joking onli ya. Ok, ok, this weekend stress coz gotta finish up my power point presentation and a 6 page essay for moral studies. Damn, still got no inspiration for my essay, die la;-(   At least one happy thing is that I’m goin back to SP for my anugerah cemerlang thingy. Hope my friends got time to "chai" me, and bring me lepak. Then after the prize giving ceremony have to rush back to PJ coz got a test the next day. Yup, I memang hero pun, go back to SP one day b4 my mid-term start. Okays, nothing to add, Ah Liew, out.    

Another day gone by and my external exams is getting closer and closer. Still, I’m lazing around doing nothing particularly productive. Haiz… Seems like, the closer the exams are, the more lazy I get. Must be a penyakit from Ibrahim. Have to wait until the night before the test only "kam luan" wanna study. Then, in those few hours before the test, a bright light from above will suddenly shine upon me, and majestic trumpet sounds can be heard as I tiba-tiba insaf. Then, I will promise myself that I’ll study weeks b4 the exams next time. Alas, that golden, radient moment of "keinsafan" is only temporary. For you see, the second after the exam is over, I can feel a sudden paradigm shift in the universe and somehow, the "keinsafan" that God has so mercifully and graciously bestowed upon my lazy-ass soul will be cruelly taken back. "God giveth and he taketh back" In moments after stepping out of the exam hall, I would have reverted back to my original, pitiful, lazy-ass existance. Of course, then I go lepak and get high so it doesn’t really matter. The bottom line is, I’ve got to find a way to keep part of the "keinsafan". Just like those highly motivated and hard-working people who manage to be highly motivated and hard working almost all year round. People like Benjy(a.k.a Darth "It’s Melting Your Brain" Rabbit), and Rodent Tan. Damn, there’s got to be some special way, like drinking that "tupai juice" that Misbun Sidek gives Wong Choon Han. Or maybe even tongkat ali energy root, I don’t know, something. Personally, I think their on crack or coke(not the cola). Right, next agenda, I disagree with Kai Wen on Batman Begins. It deserves an 8/10. Thanks to Christian Bale for making Batman cool again after that Goondu George Clooney(only for this film, I still love him in Ocean’s Eleven) and his gay side-kick Chris O’whatshisname soiled the Dark Avenger’s image. The coolest and most meaningful line in BATMAN BEGINS:"Why do we fall?" - "So that we can learn to pick ourselves up again". Of course, there’s uber hottie Katie Holmes to look forward to. Kai Wen, sembah-sembah, Darth Rabbit. Chow GY leh. Ho chio nia. Yesterday instead of studying, I went on a marathon watching the infernal affairs trilogy. Really, really, nice, smart movie. So guys, don’t watch this with your girlfriend, she’ll be asking too many questions and you’ll be so busy putting the pieces together that you won’t have the time. The first movie was still the best though. Ok, chioaz, wanna go watch Friends now.    

Today I tried to watched Madagascar at TGV but all the tickets were sold out for the whole weekend. Damn school kids. Hope I’ll have better luck next week;-(  Dammit, Monday is my external computing exam. And I still haven’t touched my books yet….I can feel the minutes slowly ticking by….Argh damn, feel panicky now, and yet I’m still here, blogging. Ok, ok, seriously, I need to hit the books. Ah liew, out.

PS: Sorry Kai Wen, I pang pui ke. But I really need to go study…

Today, I’ve got sumthin special up my sleeve. Today is the day that ahliewsblog steps into the digital age!!! But what does it mean for you, the reader?? Simple. Pictures!!! That’s right, this post is going to be the first post to incorporate pictures. We are at the threshold of a new era in ahliewsblog history where a whole new dimension of communication is about to begin. So now, let me officially insert a picture into the post. Yah!! Kedah maju 2010!!(Trumpet sounds)(Drum rolls)

(Applause) Ok, today, Kevin brought a humongous pair of ear-phones to class. And, the delightful lady you see in the picture, my english lecturer, Miss Nurleena a.k.a Kak Leena, really enjoyed the head-phones. Now you may not be able to tell from the picture, but in the hands of someone of err….how to put this delicately, normal proportions, those head-phones are really HUGE!!(told you not to eat that all that fried mee in the morning Miss Leena) You can use the students in the background for scaling purposes. HAHAHA(guess now you know why I keep getting a B+ for my english eh?) I really pray she doesn’t read this though, so to any of my course mates who’s readin this, let’s just keep this between us eh? Please, I fear for my life, but this picture was too good to not be in my blog. Okies…what else happened today…I gained 1kg(Hoorah!!), which brings me up to the grand total of 64kg. Ahh….another successful step away from anorexic, whoops, I mean, "underweightyness". Euphemisms are good for morale, you know. The tension is steadily increasing because of the impending UNSW externals, oh how I hate exams. That’s all for today, chaoiz…   

Yop everybody…Today Jack (not related to the beanstalk) gave me this audio file, damn farggin funny. In fact I’m still listening to it now while I’m writing this. It’s the Star Wars scene where Darth Vader tells Luke that he’s Luke’s father, in hokkien. Trust me, anything translated directly into hokkien is bound to go up a few notches on the funny scale. I give the clip a 10 out of 10. Kai Wen, if you haven’t heard this, you’ve gotta hear this man, I’m serious. I’ll send to you guys later… This evening went to play basketball for a few minutes…Ahh….I can feel my skills slowly returning, now at 45% performance level di. Dammit, my vertical jump still like shit, now jump damn short la…Grr…must get in shape!! I’m feeling old and I’m not even 18…haiz. Classes went on as usual, but only had 1 hour break between 8 and 4, so today was kinda sein for the most part. Just finished my economics tutorial(yeah, rajin dah) so now can blog, relax, and search for porn for a while. My mid-term is only 1 month away, I think gotta start to go into "pulun" mode…Now my pulun skills also very weak, 1 o’clock feel sleepy adi. Dunno what’s up with me in PJ, gotten soft. Haiz the subject that I’m most worried about is English la. In the internal exam, it was my worst subject, 75 marks only. Crap, I need at least 90 to get a scholarship to Macquire University(one of the top business schools in Australia).  Really have no idea what’s happening to my world, now I have to worry about english being my weakest subject la. Looks like A1 in SPM english doesn’t mean shit. It doesn’t prepare me for college level writing at all. And I don’t want to even think of what it’ll be like in University(shudder). Hey, the education ministry and the dudes who marked my 1119 paper in the SPM can take their paper and shove it up where the sun doesn’t shine!! PLEASE la, revamp the english paper and make it more up to international standards la. What I mean is they should put more emphasis on acedemic and intellectual text which deals with current issues. This should as early as possible. If not primary, then at least secondary! I think if they just give english the same emphasis that they give Bahasa Melayu, it would suffice. I am very proud of our BM standard. It is what O Levels language should be. The nature and topic of the essays actually force you to read up on current issues. Even though I got an A2, it was through my sweat and blood. WHOO!!! A2 baby!! Thanks MARRAN!!! Right, back to the topic. I can say that if a guy(or gal) has a solid command of grammar, and a few "big" words to show off vocab, he can get pretty good grades in the paper. That shouldn’t be the way. Grammar command shouldn’t be a large issue in secondary school. I’m of course refering only to basic grammar command, where you have the ability to string a few words together to make a meaningful sentence. Sadly, it is. That’s right, YOU LA SHAM, PASAL HANG LA!!!! Ok, ok, better stop b4 the farggin G-Men from the *ahem* "Malaysian equivalent to the secret service in America" come arrest me for treason or sumthin. One day I’ll go to a place with freedom of speech, then they’ll all kena la. They probably got some super-computer monitoring all the information sent from this country. Later got a sniper team standing by my house already la…Look guys, I’m just ranting, I’m not a national threat, I love Malaysia….Malaysia Boleh, see? (mumbles)What kind of country..until the rakyat also scared to express their opinion…again, I’m just ranting guys, I promise, I’ll stop. What!??!? WHY ARE THERE LASER POINTS SUDDENLY ON MY T-SHIRT???!?! Oh !#)(*!#&(@!*) NO GUYS!! I’M WAS JUST KIDDING, KIDDING, LOOK, LOOK, MALAYSIA BOLEH!!! I CAN EVEN SING NEGARAKU, NOOOOOOOooooo….HIDUP HYDRONAS!!! *BANG* *AAIIIIEEEE!!!!*

ah Liew lays motionless in front of his computer screen.

Hi people(assuming that there are people who are readin my blog…….*cricket sounds*) Just got back from Cameron Highlands today. Don’t ask me, my father forced me to go. So I went to see the tea plantation at the BOH tea factory again. Still a spectacular sight.. The weather was nice, very cooling. One complaint though, because there are so many vegetable farms around, everywhere I went there were flys about. Dammit, couldn’t even have a decent meal where I didn’t have to ward off a fly attack. Ok, now flashback to last week coz got nothing more to cerita bout today di. Thursday I went to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Vivy and her super hot A-Levels housemate. Too bad she’ll be flying soon, this is her senior year. Take care, I’ll miss you Li Yen… Oh, and I was dissapointed with her boyfriend. See, all this while I really respected him cause he’s this badass who come to college with shorts and slippers, I mean, he made the statement "F*** the dress-code"!!! But that day he wore *shudder* jeans, long-jeans people!! Haiz, I guess he was afraid of the air-conditioning at the movies. Anyway, he’s still cool in my book. But of course, if he ever screws up with LY, I’ll be there waiting to pounce!! HAHAHA… Phew, got carried away. Now, movie review, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, rating 8/10. Very funny, but Brad and Angelina both seem to have super healing ablities ala Wolverine though. They get banged up and shot at and they can still go on like nothing happened. But, it’s a comedy after all, so go watch it, you won’t regret it. Ok, wanna go play game now. Later days

To Kai Wen if you’re readin: Oh man, I just read your blog, I love the phrase "a very slim microscopic chance with calculated miniscule possibilities", I laughed my ass off when I read that. Kudos. Anyway, your life in matrik like damn depressing la. Hang in there, remember HYDRONAS!!! Oh, and I wanna know why all the hot girls in PMC all in accounting stream but here in kdu like only got a few…..ish god just loves playing jokes on us I guess. Ok anyways, been kinda outdated lately, thanks to my internet connection problem. I’m slowly reconnecting to the world la… Finally read all my friends blogs updates already, except Vj’s cause that lazy bugger didn’t update his blog. Probably cause he’s spending every waking hour not eating or sleeping studyin for STPM. Phycotic bastard, how the hell can he study for so many hours straight, without sleep, the whole year?!?? Haiz, it’s just one of the great mysteries of the universe I guess, like blackholes and Benjy’s brain. Got word from my friends on their JPA scholarships. Congrats to Hui Ean and Alex(Yee Lin), and takziah to the rest of you. I was shocked that Kenneth, Benjy, and of all people, TAI LO also didn’t get la. I mean, it’s Tai Lo you know…..12A1’s, St.John President, Basketball Club President, and generally a good guy. JPA, what the hell were you thinking??  Now JPA is on my list along with Petronas, and being in my list is NOT a good thing. Right, so last Friday had my first taste of banana leaf rice la. It was such a beautiful experince….I love Raju’s Restoran now. And at the restoran got a pirated VCD seller some more, damn nice…..yeah, support cetak rompak(that day I bought 3 disks) a local product of Malaysia. Hopefully end of this week can go eat again. I’m so sick of cafeteria food….That’s all for this post, chioaz.

AHHH……at long last, I’ve got my internet connection back. Damn boring la cannot blog. Well, at least now I got my ranting zone back….Ok, what to talk about? Oh yeah, today got a friggin 3 hours math class la…Shit man, I thought I was going to go crazy in that classroom. I felt that I needed to see a counselor after that torture session. Plus, my math teacher isn’t the most interesting person in the world and she’s also a(no wait, i think I’ll just leave it at that, for fear she finds my blog somehow) Oh my god! Human beings should NOT be subjected to extensive exposure to math. I’m sure got some long term implications on our brains if we do this often. Just finished my computing assignment, that’s why got time to blog, ahh…..blogging is so therapeutic for the soul. Ok, nothing more to say, just happy to be able to blog again. Sayonara!