Thoughts, ideas, opinions and ramblings of a boy:)>

Yop people! Next Tuesday night I’ll be off to Redang Island with my collge buddies. Hope to meet some hot chicks on the trip, though I didn’t see any during the prep meeting….Oh well, I’m always hopeful, maybe on the Island?. Ahhh….finally, some much needed R & R after my externals. Beh tahan man….start next Semester right after exam….2 hours after exams to be exact. Yup, it’s cruel, but I guess it’s good. Wanna go in, study, and get out to build Hydronas ASAP!!! Well, too bad Ms Leena couldn’t make it, if not sure kena chuck into the sea wan. Ngeh, ngeh, ngeh. Even Tarzan(Yee Meei) also can’t go la. I think she feels uncomfortable on the beach, what with there being only coconut trees for her to climb. Then she can’t talk to any of her animal friends there and she can’t talk to the fish cause she’s only Queen of the Jungle, not a mermaid. So dun be dissapointed you miss the trip la Sin.

Ok, some good news, I gained another kg in one week baby!!!. Woo Hoo!!! Yeah, 66kg di. Just 6 more kg’s to go to reach 72kg=Chad Michael Murray’s weight. Hehehehehe…Yah! Yes, yes, Siew Lee, I know I said I wanted to be like Tom Welling, but lets face it, it’s never gonna happen. Besides, I like Chad better. Too bad I can’t seem to see the gain anywhere, must be going to my ass or hair or something. Haiz…..I’m still happy though coz this time last year I was struggling to maintain 58kg. I still respect Kai Wen, 4kg’s in 2 weeks is it? All thanks to the magical power of NS training la. They must be putting steroids in your food.

Alright, that’s it for my weight obsession. I was suprised when I read this Friday’s NST, Pedu lake is so damn dry. Scary man…I never thought it could happen. Such a beautiful albeit boring place now become like desert dah. Ponna kesian. Other than that, Mahathir’s rampage was also fun to read. Hahaha, padan muka Kak Dah(looks over shoulder for sign of ISA sniper team). Okies, nothing more to say, so until next time!

Unfortunately I am starting this blog post on a sad note. My lecturer’s Mom just passed away this morning. My deepest condolences to her and her family. Let us have a moment of silence now.

Hmm ok….new headache nowadayz. It’s now time to get University placement offers di. Ugh, didn’t expect it to be this fast, but now have to go through the process of photostating and certifying all my exam results and crap like that. Then send applications to as many Universities as possible and pray that at least one will accept me la. Ohh…the evil process starts again, it brings back nightmares of my application for scholarships…..so many forms….so much time….so much dissapointment… I can still remember those cruel words "Maaf, permohonan anda tidak berjaya"  which means "Sorry, but you’re too stupid to study here, belah, belah." Well, I’ve decided to try and get into the Acturial Science course la, which Kai Wen says is fortune telling using math la. Yup, looks like next time I’ll have the same powers like the Great Smiley Ball la. But since I’m taking Commerce Math now, and I’m not getting A plusses, the chances of me getting in is about the same as the chances of successful fertilization during the 30th day of the cycle la. AAAnyways, there are so many Universities, one of them HAS to let me in right?? RIGHT??!?? I’ll let fate decide la, this weeekend I’m planning go to IDP to get myself an agent to handle all my applications. Hope all goes well. Okies, thats all this time. Chioazzzz….

Yop…..So damn bored. Yup, it seems that boredom has hit me hard these past few days. Tried almost all cures knowned to mankind, but nothing seems to be working, looks like even the researchers at WaTheFark University can’t help me. "Boredomniasiacanakillya"(copyright, 2005 Ken’s Blog) has reared it’s ugly head again. This time the innocent victim is me. I think it’s post exam trauma, kinda like post-war trauma suffered by soldiers that come back from war. They can’t adapt to the peace and quiet and they go crazy. Since I’m already halfway to crazy as it is, I think the trauma has sent me into some sort of limbo(creepy X-files music plays). Even blogging can’t seem to entertain me. God, if this keeps up, I’m afraid that I’ll do something rash, like, like, doing homework or something! NNOOOOOOOOOOoooooo……what the hell am I saying???!?? Damn you "boredomniasiacanakillya"(c)!!!! I’ve tried downloading songs, but I’m running out of songs to download. Ok, I need help from all of you, anybody, reading this. Quick, post some of your favourite songs or fun sites to me so that I can combat this deadly disease. No Westlife or Blue, or any of their close cousins like N’sync please, please people, please. 

Disclaimer: This blog and it’s writer does not in any way condone the act of downloading free music off the internet. Artists have worked long and hard to produce those tunes. Breach of copyright is also against the law. Of course, a P2P network is a different story. That’s just you sharing some music with a few million friends. Know the difference. This has been a public service announcement.

Yop. Yesterday I went to Pyramid with Ann Ze, Alex, Tarzan, Ken, Sher Wei…..and pona banyak old friends from SP. Memang perjumpaan orang kampung la yesterday. Well, basically I just walked around with Ken and Faris while the rest shopped la. Pyramid blows. I’m getting drunk first next time. Then I’ll go ice-skating. Yeah, that ought to be interesting. It was nice to meet up with old friends though. It’s been too long since we sat down and buat lawak bodoh. I swear Ken has gotten taller since I last saw him, either that or I’m getting shorter. Anywayz, I got an "interesting" photo while I was there la. Hahaha, paparazzi Liew strikes again.  

Jeng, jeng, jeng, jeng…..Yah! Yee Meei(Ah Sin) caught in the act la. Quick! Call Ah Chuen a.k.a Yeung Kwong kat Sin Min. Habislah hang ah Sin!

Ok, that’s it for this post. Later dayz.

Today skipped math class and went to 1Utama with Yee Meei, Ann Ze, and Alex. Well, actually I wanted to go but…….oh god, no, I can’t stand it, it’s such an obvious and blatant lie. I didn’t go cause I didn’t feel like it la. HAHAHHA, who ask that lecturer to reschedule class at 3, on a Friday?? Lucky for me, I managed to influence more than half the class to skip also, so I think in the end only 2 people showed up, IF there were no traitors la. Well, nothing really interesting to write about. Tomorrow going to fetch them go eat breakfast some more. Hope I can remember the way to the KDU hostels. Ok, I’ll leave you with one of my favourite songs. Chioaz!!

3 STEPS TO HEAVEN by Eddie Cochrane

Now there are three steps to heaven
Just listen and you will plainly see.
And as I travel on and things do go wrong

Just call it steps one
two and three
Step one
you find a girl you love

Step two
she falls in love with you

Step three
you kiss and hold her tightly.
Yeh ! That sure seems like heaven to me.

The formula for heaven’s very simple
Just follow the rules and you will see.
And as Iife travels on and things do go wrong

Just follow steps one
two and three
Step one
you find a girl you love

Step two
she falls in love with you

Step three
you kiss and hold her tightly.
Yeh ! That sure seems like heaven to me.

Just follow, steps one
two and three.

Ahh….my first post after being a free man. Yah Merdeka dah!!! The evil externals have come and gone!! HAHAHAHHAHA. Sure, I screwed up pretty badly, but who cares, I’ve got 3 weeks until the results come out. And who knows, maybe that same magical force that got me through my SPM will emerge to save me again, that is, the bell graph. Maybe the bell graph gods will have mercy on me once again. Finally got my hands on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Haha, I still managed to get me a first edition hard-cover even if I didn’t pre-order. Hahaha, stupid twits who pre-ordered had to wait in line to get their book on the first day. I just walked in, went to the cashier, pointed at the shiny new book, and laughed at the little children queing up at the pre-order collection counter on my way out. Kah, kah, kah. Plus, I still got the discount thanks to my MPH card. Anywayz, only half-way through the book now. Tonight try to finish it. But so far, it’s been great, ponna blue. Best giler… Dunno what’s the problem with those critics at the newspaper. The new book is a fun read(as always), and any Potter fan would love it. It manages to remain true to the previous books, I mean, Harry still has anger issues, Ron with his self-esteem issues, and Hermione with her obsessive compulsive disorder. I guess thats what bording school does to poeple. Okies, nothing more to add. Chioaz…   

Eiww….Ms Leena read my blog. Flattering I admit, that she actually had so much free time to check her student’s blog, but still, eiwww….Now I’m getting conscious about my spelling. Anyway, thanks Ms Leena, I’m so touched that out of the countless blogs you could have wasted your time reading, you chose mine, and that means something. I’m not sure exactly what, but something. Ok, enough with the pleasantries and the attempt at good grammar. This is my blog dammit, and here, grammar existed does not its. hahahah

Right, today woke up, thought about studying legals, but that was it. I thought about it. Later in the evening I went to play basketball. The crowd here is kinda good. Good kids, mostly. The difference between the courts here and the courts is SP is that they speak cantonese instead of hokkien here. Well, at least I learnt a lot of cantonese swear words here. Ok, gotta go now. Chioaz.   

Just finished the first leg of my externals. Hopefully the worst has past, this year the papers seem to be tougher than those in past years. Not only are they tough, they are just plain weird. Dammit, that mutated summation notation question ponna lebih, tak faham langsung. Haiz… Maybe I should take A-Levels further math and then take foundation test la. Haha haha, then it’ll be like doing tadika work. Anywayz, today economics paper also the questions never see before wan. I think all the candidates put different answers kutt. So now my math kiong kan di, I’ll pray hard that what I hentam for econs is correct la. This week has NOT been a good week. First, study hard also no use, questions come out weird cannot do. Then, in order to focus on studying, I stopped my weight gain regime, and I lost 1kg this week. What to do, I can’t be bothered to train and plan 6 meals a day while studying, crazy ar? Or maybe it’s just my time allocating skills not up to scratch. Oh well, I don’t care, I’m not a very organized and efficient person to begin with. I just scrape through while I smile and wave. Lol.

Ok, on to happier things. Next Tuesday the externals will be over WHOO HOO!!! Then, I have 2 weeks before the Pulau Redang field trip. Since I’ve lost weight, efforts must be doubled after Tuesday. Hopefully I’ll be able to put back a few pounds before going to the beach. If not after the lifeguards ask me to get off the beach for scaring the little kids there.

Small Girl: "Mummy, mummy, look mummy, there’s a skeleton walking on the beach!!"

Woman: "AHHHHH!!!! Honey look! That kid is scaring our daugther!

Very large and muscular husband: "Don’t you worry, I’ll take care of it"(cracks knuckles) Hey, come here kid!

Ah Liew: "What the hec…???" Ouch! What are you doing?? NO!! You’re hurting me!! ARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Haiz….the sad and cruel truth….

Other than the Redang trip, I’m gonna go clubbing with my friends on the weekend after exams. So that’s cool, I’m finally gonna go clubbing after coming here for so long. Hope the cops don’t decide to raid the place when I’m there. Or else I’ll be writing my posts from the "pusat serenti" punya library(they DO have a library don’t they?). Just hope that 44761 keeps her promise on the hotel room. If not, I’ll be dead on arrival when I come home piss drunk. Well, I could always sleep in the lockup. All right, nothing else to add, so chiaoz y’all.   

Well, looks like I missed the first inaugural after SPM meeting of my old friends this Monday. I’m sorry I couldn’t be there, but well, Ibrahim had to be boycotted. Plus I had my computing exams on Tuesday. I am happy to report that I won’t be failing my computing, unless the gods decide to play a cruel joke on me, like they did when they decided to give me an A2 for Bio but a B3 for Moral. Ahh….bad memories arise again because of the anugerah cemerlang. At least I got geng in the boycott, Ken, Benjy, VJ also boycott. Benjy I don’t know he duk main apa la, got 11A’s still wanna boycott la. Ish, ish, ish. Hmm…I can’t believe it, but I read Kai Wen’s blog and, and, er…Wei Chung is in maktab??? Hey, Kai Wen, surreonot??? GY Chung u know? A teacher?? Fuh, ponna Ripley’s Believe it or Not. I think he wants to become like "ah sir" kutt(does the finger rubbing hand gesture). Anywayz, all the best to him. May God have mercy on all the little children. Well, I’m 2 days into my external. So far it’s not been going too well. Today accounting the essay questions damn weird, it took all of my crapping skills to produce some words to write on the lines. The lines, oh, there were so many lines….All blank….all blank….oh, the horror, the absolute horror… Hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, (Liew does his phycotic giggling and twitching thing while crawling up in the fetal positon). At least the long questions can do la. Those damn Australians with their weird accounting system can’t take all of my accounting skills away from me, thankfully. Some more during the test, dunno why that woman there suddenly decided to switch off the air-conditioning la. It was a small enclosed room with like, 20 over people there….Stuffy and hot like shit, and I think I got mild carbon dioxide poisoning di. I better not find out who’s the one that complained about the temperature la. Ish, pagi-pagi tiok sauna dah, ChowGY eh… On top of that, with half an hour left on the clock, I suddenly had to pee pee, real, real, bad. I almost passed out because of my full bladder. I’ll spare you the details but suffice to say that it was the most excruciating 30 minutes of my life. The seconds….they pass so slowly…. Well, that was my happy experience in the accounting examination room. Still got math and econs before the weekend. I’ll make it through, I still got Hydronas to build. Until then, I’ll push on, even with a full bladder. Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave. Look cute and cuddly. Ah Liew, outta here!

I’m supposed to be studying for my externals now, but really got no motivation to study, dunno why. Damn, need sumthin to get my engine going you know? Like some V-Power or Tongkat Ali Power Root or sum shit like that. Ugh, I know I should be studying…haiz. What I need is some divine intervention. Therefore, I have resorted to ask the great smiley ball for it’s wise council. What’s a great smiley ball you ask? Why, it’s only the single, most powerful source of wisdom known to man. A modern day oracle, even more powerful than the magic 8-ball. So here’s how it went down. After a few hours of studying but still not much motivation, I decided to surrender my soul to the great smiley ball and gain enlightenment.  

(Liew):  "Oh wise smiley ball, I am faced with a great many problems, one of them being my UNSW externals. Please help me gain enlightenment. *Humm….Humm….*(sacred chanting)

(Great Smiley Ball):  *SNAP*…*CRACKLE*….*POP*…."SO MORTAL, YOU SEEK THE COUNCIL OF THE GREAT SMILEY BALL. VERY WELL, I SHALL GRANT YOUR REQUEST, IN RETURN FOR…YOUR SOUL!!"

(Liew): Err…tell me or I’ll stuff your polymer ass in the microwave on HIGH.

(GSB): "ER…UM….I SEE THAT YOU ARE SINCERE IN YOUR REQUEST MORTAL. VERY WELL, I SHALL GRANT YOU ENLIGHTMENT NOW." *SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP*

The great smiley ball imparts to Ah Liew the ancient knowledge and wisdom of the universe itself, billions of years of knowledge flow into Liews subconscious and suddenly, as Liew listens and meditates, he gains enlightenment. Liew now understands the meaning of creation, humanity, and life.

(Liew): "Oh great and all-knowing smiley ball. I am humbled by the wisdom you have shared with me. Thank you. I know understand the secrets of the universe."

(GSB): "USE THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE GIVEN TO YOU WELL. SPREAD MY TEACHINGS TO THOSE THAT WILL ACCEPT IT. GO NOW, ENLIGHTENED ONE, WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE, YOU ARE NOW A DEMI-GOD, A GOD AMONG MEN."

(Liew): "Wait a freakin minute, I still don’t know how to face my externals. I still got no motivation!!"

(GSB): "YOU HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE UNIVERSE, AREN’T YOU CONTENT MORTAL??"

(Liew): "Farg that, you useless ball. Externals is next week you know??"

(GSB): "SUCH UNGRATEFULNESS, YOU SHALL BE CONDEMNED BY THE GODS. YOU SHALL BE SMITTED!!"

(Liew): "Smite this, asshole. It’s microwave time."

So, at the end of it all, I didn’t get jack motivation, the "great" smiley ball melted away and I’m going to sleep now. Chioaz.