Thoughts, ideas, opinions and ramblings of a boy:)>

Hey guys, just got back from Melbourne(Mel-Bore-Nay) yesterday morning. Still feeling kinda tired from the flight. But I think I’ll be ok after a few days rest and good Malaysian food. Seriously, the Chinese food there sucks big time. It’s really like fast food, really greasy and salty as hell. Only the restaurants at China Town were better a bit. I went with my uncle’s family, so at least the long car rides were more bearable since I had my cousin with me. Basically, we did the tourist thing around the countryside and seasides, snapping photos and terrorizing the local wildlife with our camera flashes. Still disapointed I didn’t manage to nab a penguin from Philip Island. Those penguins were the size of chickens. Damn cute. They would have fit nicely in my freezer. I spent like, 5 days touring the countryside, and 2 days in Melbourne city itself. The city is well planned like Singapore, where you can walk practically anywhere without fear of becoming roadkill, unlike our Malaysian roads. That said, those Aussies can’t drive fo’nuts. If they came to KL, they’ll cower in fear of our traffic and drivers. Hahaha. I also went to visit my cousin who is studiying there. His apartment is seriously like a pig stye, hopefully my place won’t mutate into that when I go there(although it probably will). All and all, I like the city, I memorized all the good parts di. Parts like the National Library, Rhino’s Gentlemen’s Club, Kitten’s, Club 86, Showgirls. Hehehehe. Damn cool wei, you only need to be 18 to go to any of these strip clubs. Too bad I was travelling with my parents so I couldn’t join my cousin into these fine establishments. Oh well, I’ll mark those places for the site of my next birthday party. What else…oh yeah, I saw sooo many high school kids on the streets after 1.00pm. They changed my perception that Caucasian chicks were fat…they were so hot. And even hotter than them, were the asian students. Seriously, I never expected so many asians there. A group of cute Jap girls here, another group of cute Thai chicks there….Yah, now that’s multiculturalism baby! Ok, with school uniforms here, the skirts must be below the knees, there, it is mandatory to have skirts above the knees, way, way, above the knees. The girls uniform there is all like japan you know…..it just makes you think the wrong things. Hehehe. Anyway, we should follow the Australian uniforms and outlaw the evil pinafores. And the guy’s uniform also pona gaya la, with blazers and everything. I know you’ll just love it here Dixynn. Haha, Abubu’s wan got no quality la wei…Well thats all for now, really lazy to write. Chioaz.

Hey guys. Today was quite an eventful day in KDU. Why?? Cause AMBER freakin CHIA came to campus baby!!! And I got to talk to her and took a photo with her too. Thanks for bringing the digi cam Ivan, you Amber Chia freak you. You know, I thought she only looked good in the magazines coz of photo editing and shit. But OH MY GAWD…she is like, 10 times hotter in person, trust me people, it’s no exageration. In fact, it’s more of an understatement. Well she came over to promote the makeup brand Stilla, which she is endorsing(what brand isn’t she endorsing nowadays huh?). So she did some makeup on the students and shit. Actually, the Stilla girls there were kinda hot too. Too bad they left b4 I got up the courage to ask for their numbers. Hehe.

I’ll be leavin for Melbourne tomorrow night, so this will be my last post in a while. Today in english class we were supposed to pass up our long essay outline, but somehow, through some freak malfunction of my ears, I heard that we were supposed to pass up our presentation outline la. Long story short, I ended up doing something that never needed to be done, and then had nothing to show the lecturer this morning. Yup, I know, genius huh? Then, instead of laughing at my misfornute and saying "It’s ok, you can pass it up tomorrow morning", which is what any normal, sane, kind hearted lecturer would say, she said "You better pass it up by 10.00am!" It was 9.30am at the time. And this time, I AM refering to you Miss Leena, you evil lecturer you. Luckily, with my extensive training in the art of "gebang(hons.)" and "advanced pembohongan(MBA, PhD)", I managed to pull it off in record time. That’s right, you can’t mess with "The Doctor", I open a crapping clinic. And I must say, it was "okay" for 25 minutes(plus printing time) of work. Hahaha, good triumphs again. Ok kids, that’s all for this edition of TIOR Boy. See you after Melbourne!

Yop, been a long time since my last post. Getting lazy nowadays I guess. Just came off a 3 day weekend thanks to the haze. Thank goodness it cleared up on Friday afternoon. I missed the sight of the sun and the blue skies. Now it’s heading up north. Haha, your turn Penang… Hopefully somehow it’ll blow back to Sumatra, and then suddenly turn into a whirlwind so that they’ll choke on their own smoke. Choke mother farggers! Choke! The world is already poluted enough without us adding to it. What’s sad is that even in this situation, you can still see people burning their rubbish or leaves, most of them our own neighbours. Dammit, why can’t they put their rubbish in biodegradeble trash bags?? Just stuff the trash in the damn plastic bag, put the plastic bag in the can, and wait for the trash man to magically make the trash dissapear a few days later. But NOO…they have to dig a hole and nuke their rubbish. Buncha idiots, no cow sense. Ok guys, remember to do YOUR part, buy biodegradeble trash bags(those green ones), don’t burn. If you really feel the need to dig a hole in the ground, do it in your garden, and make it a compost heap. It’ll help fertilize your garden and help the environment. Remember what Captain Planet says, "The power is yours".

Okies, now my major concern is my english presentation. It seems that in my eagerness and haste to pick a presentation title a few months back, I have somehow overlooked just one minor detail. Namely, what the hell it means. That’s right guys, I still have no idea what my presentation is about…..yet. I just wanted to give a title so that my lecturer would be happy and leave me alone. Guess at that time, "mid-August" seemed such a long time away. Yup, now that slight miscalculation has come back to bite me back in the ass. And I gotta tell you, my chops hurt bad. Hopefully I’ll gain some enlightenment this week. If not, I’ll have to resort to the time-honoured tradition of make believe. Who’d have thought that my childhood pursuits of using my imagination on those long-lazy afternoons on the playground would serve me well? Haha. Ah Liew, out.         

NNNNOOOOoooooo……my external results came out di…..and in the aftermath I got a C for my Mathematics. Well, kinda expected teruk result for my math, but at least a B ma… Nvm, they shall not win game 2. No, cannot…I sure can get A wan….yes….sure A wan…..sure A…..sure A…..sure A(self-hypnosis). At least my english got an A, finally. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I have reclaimed what is rightfully mine!!! Ok, I think maybe I probably should kinda thank Ms Leena here…err…"Thanks". Oh and I was not refering to you in that last post Ms Leena, I was refering to ANY lecturer who might have read my blog. Perasaan betul dowh….hahah. Alrightz overall my CGPA is enough to get me into a Uni somewhere in Aussie land, so I guess that’s good. Gotta go to IDP or Aus Ed this weekend and discuss my options. The mood in college this week is quite gloomy because a lot of people’s results weren’t that good overall, and these are really, really smart people we’re talking about. Then again, it could be because of the haze. Well, I think I better start thinking about doing my research on many things coz the datelines seem to be looming closer and closer. The key word of course, being "think about". Ugh, looks like stressful times ahead. K, before I sign off I’d like to thank all my frens who actually took the trouble to wish me a happy birthday yesterday. You guys rock!! "ROCK STEADY!!" - copyright Method at Redang karaoke lounge 2005. Ok, chioaz.   

I’m back in kl after 3 days in Redang Lang Tengah Island. On the first day we arrived at Kuala Terengganu at about 5 in the morning, which was quite far ahead of schedule. We stopped off at the floating mosque for sembahyang subuh, then went and ate breakfast. Terengganu is just a very, very quiet place. There’s barely any sign of life here, except for the lifestock. It was just plain freaky, it’s definitely NOT my kind of place. When we got on the speed boat, I was so farking tired coz I didn’t get more than 45 minutes of sleep on the bus. But the scenary was so beautiful that I just couldn’t help but stare and admire. Well we reached the island after the 2 hour boat ride, and I was totally amazed by the beach. The white sandy beaches and clear blue water reminded me of a Mild Seven Seafearer’s Club advertisement. For the next 2 days, I went snorkelling, sun-bathing, and played beach-volleyball till I was all burnt, roasted, and slighty crispy. I also saw some mat salleh on the beach topless, so that was err…."different". The nights were pretty boring, the karaoke was just 1 room bright room with a tv in it. The most interesting thing to do at night was to stare at this toaster they had at the main long house as it magically turns your bread into toast. Mmmm….toast. On the last night there were some pretty fucked up things that transpired which I will not discuss here coz my lecturer is probably reading this. Haha, did you really think I’d put up what really happened on this blog, you blur lectuter?? AAAnyway, all and all it was a damn cool trip. I pitty the fools who didn’t come along. Oh, and Ms Shirley wore such a kinky top on the trip home, all the surfer dudes on the beach were staring at her.

So now I’m back in hazy kl, choking to death on the stupid haze. Okies, thats all for this post. Chioaz    

Yop. Just putting this post in before I go to KDU to take the bas to Redang. I expect to wait at the college for another hour b4 I get to go though. Ahh….brings back fond memories of waiting at the bank at 11pm at night during my form 4 year. Yah, pi Genting and KL la, dulu memang ponna syok. Those were better days of course, good times. Well, I’m still determined to enjoy this trip to Redang!! Hehe, got drinks, semua syok. Hahah…Ok chioaz, I’ll put in an update this weekend. Adios. 

STAR WARS GANGSTA RAP

by Weird Al

(Intro) (Emperor Palpatine & Darth Vader)

It’s not the east or the west side.

No it’s not.

It’s not the north or the south side.

No it’s not.

It’s the Dark side.

You are correct.

Keep frontin’ the Empire

To all you Vader-haters out there, we’ll blow your planet up!

What is thy bidding my master?

It’s a disaster, Skywalker we’re after.

What if he could be turned to the Dark side?

Yes, he would be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.

He will join us or die.

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

And you know that we got it.(Death Star)

And you know that we got it.(Death Star)

(Owen)

Luke, get your ass over here right now!

quit monkeying around with that damned Landspeeder

where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?

You cleaned your room?

(Luke)

Uncle Owen, I know I’m on probation,

I cleaned the droids,

can I go to the Hachi Station?

I gotta lay away on the power converter,

but now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherter.

(Obi-Wan Kenobi)

Luke, use the Force and run,

Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,

Luke, use the Force and run,

Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,

(Yoda)

I’m Yoda,

I’m a solder,

I’ll mold ya, and fold ya,

I thought I told ya,

don’t be unwise judge me not by my size,

you wont believe your eyes,

watch the X-wing rise.

(Luke)

Yoda, why you being a playa-hater?

You know I must confront Lord Vader.

(Yoda)

But Luke not ready are you.

(Luke)

But there’s a city in the clouds where their keeping my crew,

a Jedi’s gotta do what a Jedi’s gotta do,

so now Vader, I’m coming for you.

Yeah that’s right Artoo.

I just set a course

We’re going to cloud city.

Ahh.. That’s a mighty fine Jedi Tonic

Why don’t you mix me up another?

Things are about to get ugly.

Impressive, now release your anger,

you must have sensed that your friends are in danger.

Ow! Why did you slice off my hand?

It’s imperative that you understand.

Obi-Wan would never bother,

telling you about your father.

He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Then there is something I must reveal then.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Knock him out.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Knock him out.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Knock him out.

Knock him out the box, Luke.