Rhino’s Gentlemen’s Club
Hey guys, just got back from Melbourne(Mel-Bore-Nay) yesterday morning. Still feeling kinda tired from the flight. But I think I’ll be ok after a few days rest and good Malaysian food. Seriously, the Chinese food there sucks big time. It’s really like fast food, really greasy and salty as hell. Only the restaurants at China Town were better a bit. I went with my uncle’s family, so at least the long car rides were more bearable since I had my cousin with me. Basically, we did the tourist thing around the countryside and seasides, snapping photos and terrorizing the local wildlife with our camera flashes. Still disapointed I didn’t manage to nab a penguin from Philip Island. Those penguins were the size of chickens. Damn cute. They would have fit nicely in my freezer. I spent like, 5 days touring the countryside, and 2 days in Melbourne city itself. The city is well planned like Singapore, where you can walk practically anywhere without fear of becoming roadkill, unlike our Malaysian roads. That said, those Aussies can’t drive fo’nuts. If they came to KL, they’ll cower in fear of our traffic and drivers. Hahaha. I also went to visit my cousin who is studiying there. His apartment is seriously like a pig stye, hopefully my place won’t mutate into that when I go there(although it probably will). All and all, I like the city, I memorized all the good parts di. Parts like the National Library, Rhino’s Gentlemen’s Club, Kitten’s, Club 86, Showgirls. Hehehehe. Damn cool wei, you only need to be 18 to go to any of these strip clubs. Too bad I was travelling with my parents so I couldn’t join my cousin into these fine establishments. Oh well, I’ll mark those places for the site of my next birthday party. What else…oh yeah, I saw sooo many high school kids on the streets after 1.00pm. They changed my perception that Caucasian chicks were fat…they were so hot. And even hotter than them, were the asian students. Seriously, I never expected so many asians there. A group of cute Jap girls here, another group of cute Thai chicks there….Yah, now that’s multiculturalism baby! Ok, with school uniforms here, the skirts must be below the knees, there, it is mandatory to have skirts above the knees, way, way, above the knees. The girls uniform there is all like japan you know…..it just makes you think the wrong things. Hehehe. Anyway, we should follow the Australian uniforms and outlaw the evil pinafores. And the guy’s uniform also pona gaya la, with blazers and everything. I know you’ll just love it here Dixynn. Haha, Abubu’s wan got no quality la wei…Well thats all for now, really lazy to write. Chioaz.
