Thoughts, ideas, opinions and ramblings of a boy:)>

Yop, been a long time since my last post. Getting lazy nowadays I guess. Just came off a 3 day weekend thanks to the haze. Thank goodness it cleared up on Friday afternoon. I missed the sight of the sun and the blue skies. Now it’s heading up north. Haha, your turn Penang… Hopefully somehow it’ll blow back to Sumatra, and then suddenly turn into a whirlwind so that they’ll choke on their own smoke. Choke mother farggers! Choke! The world is already poluted enough without us adding to it. What’s sad is that even in this situation, you can still see people burning their rubbish or leaves, most of them our own neighbours. Dammit, why can’t they put their rubbish in biodegradeble trash bags?? Just stuff the trash in the damn plastic bag, put the plastic bag in the can, and wait for the trash man to magically make the trash dissapear a few days later. But NOO…they have to dig a hole and nuke their rubbish. Buncha idiots, no cow sense. Ok guys, remember to do YOUR part, buy biodegradeble trash bags(those green ones), don’t burn. If you really feel the need to dig a hole in the ground, do it in your garden, and make it a compost heap. It’ll help fertilize your garden and help the environment. Remember what Captain Planet says, "The power is yours".

Okies, now my major concern is my english presentation. It seems that in my eagerness and haste to pick a presentation title a few months back, I have somehow overlooked just one minor detail. Namely, what the hell it means. That’s right guys, I still have no idea what my presentation is about…..yet. I just wanted to give a title so that my lecturer would be happy and leave me alone. Guess at that time, "mid-August" seemed such a long time away. Yup, now that slight miscalculation has come back to bite me back in the ass. And I gotta tell you, my chops hurt bad. Hopefully I’ll gain some enlightenment this week. If not, I’ll have to resort to the time-honoured tradition of make believe. Who’d have thought that my childhood pursuits of using my imagination on those long-lazy afternoons on the playground would serve me well? Haha. Ah Liew, out.         

NNNNOOOOoooooo……my external results came out di…..and in the aftermath I got a C for my Mathematics. Well, kinda expected teruk result for my math, but at least a B ma… Nvm, they shall not win game 2. No, cannot…I sure can get A wan….yes….sure A wan…..sure A…..sure A…..sure A(self-hypnosis). At least my english got an A, finally. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I have reclaimed what is rightfully mine!!! Ok, I think maybe I probably should kinda thank Ms Leena here…err…"Thanks". Oh and I was not refering to you in that last post Ms Leena, I was refering to ANY lecturer who might have read my blog. Perasaan betul dowh….hahah. Alrightz overall my CGPA is enough to get me into a Uni somewhere in Aussie land, so I guess that’s good. Gotta go to IDP or Aus Ed this weekend and discuss my options. The mood in college this week is quite gloomy because a lot of people’s results weren’t that good overall, and these are really, really smart people we’re talking about. Then again, it could be because of the haze. Well, I think I better start thinking about doing my research on many things coz the datelines seem to be looming closer and closer. The key word of course, being "think about". Ugh, looks like stressful times ahead. K, before I sign off I’d like to thank all my frens who actually took the trouble to wish me a happy birthday yesterday. You guys rock!! "ROCK STEADY!!" - copyright Method at Redang karaoke lounge 2005. Ok, chioaz.   

I’m back in kl after 3 days in Redang Lang Tengah Island. On the first day we arrived at Kuala Terengganu at about 5 in the morning, which was quite far ahead of schedule. We stopped off at the floating mosque for sembahyang subuh, then went and ate breakfast. Terengganu is just a very, very quiet place. There’s barely any sign of life here, except for the lifestock. It was just plain freaky, it’s definitely NOT my kind of place. When we got on the speed boat, I was so farking tired coz I didn’t get more than 45 minutes of sleep on the bus. But the scenary was so beautiful that I just couldn’t help but stare and admire. Well we reached the island after the 2 hour boat ride, and I was totally amazed by the beach. The white sandy beaches and clear blue water reminded me of a Mild Seven Seafearer’s Club advertisement. For the next 2 days, I went snorkelling, sun-bathing, and played beach-volleyball till I was all burnt, roasted, and slighty crispy. I also saw some mat salleh on the beach topless, so that was err…."different". The nights were pretty boring, the karaoke was just 1 room bright room with a tv in it. The most interesting thing to do at night was to stare at this toaster they had at the main long house as it magically turns your bread into toast. Mmmm….toast. On the last night there were some pretty fucked up things that transpired which I will not discuss here coz my lecturer is probably reading this. Haha, did you really think I’d put up what really happened on this blog, you blur lectuter?? AAAnyway, all and all it was a damn cool trip. I pitty the fools who didn’t come along. Oh, and Ms Shirley wore such a kinky top on the trip home, all the surfer dudes on the beach were staring at her.

So now I’m back in hazy kl, choking to death on the stupid haze. Okies, thats all for this post. Chioaz    

Yop. Just putting this post in before I go to KDU to take the bas to Redang. I expect to wait at the college for another hour b4 I get to go though. Ahh….brings back fond memories of waiting at the bank at 11pm at night during my form 4 year. Yah, pi Genting and KL la, dulu memang ponna syok. Those were better days of course, good times. Well, I’m still determined to enjoy this trip to Redang!! Hehe, got drinks, semua syok. Hahah…Ok chioaz, I’ll put in an update this weekend. Adios. 

STAR WARS GANGSTA RAP

by Weird Al

(Intro) (Emperor Palpatine & Darth Vader)

It’s not the east or the west side.

No it’s not.

It’s not the north or the south side.

No it’s not.

It’s the Dark side.

You are correct.

Keep frontin’ the Empire

To all you Vader-haters out there, we’ll blow your planet up!

What is thy bidding my master?

It’s a disaster, Skywalker we’re after.

What if he could be turned to the Dark side?

Yes, he would be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.

He will join us or die.

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

We got death star.(Death Star)

And you know that we got it.(Death Star)

And you know that we got it.(Death Star)

(Owen)

Luke, get your ass over here right now!

quit monkeying around with that damned Landspeeder

where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?

You cleaned your room?

(Luke)

Uncle Owen, I know I’m on probation,

I cleaned the droids,

can I go to the Hachi Station?

I gotta lay away on the power converter,

but now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherter.

(Obi-Wan Kenobi)

Luke, use the Force and run,

Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,

Luke, use the Force and run,

Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,

(Yoda)

I’m Yoda,

I’m a solder,

I’ll mold ya, and fold ya,

I thought I told ya,

don’t be unwise judge me not by my size,

you wont believe your eyes,

watch the X-wing rise.

(Luke)

Yoda, why you being a playa-hater?

You know I must confront Lord Vader.

(Yoda)

But Luke not ready are you.

(Luke)

But there’s a city in the clouds where their keeping my crew,

a Jedi’s gotta do what a Jedi’s gotta do,

so now Vader, I’m coming for you.

Yeah that’s right Artoo.

I just set a course

We’re going to cloud city.

Ahh.. That’s a mighty fine Jedi Tonic

Why don’t you mix me up another?

Things are about to get ugly.

Impressive, now release your anger,

you must have sensed that your friends are in danger.

Ow! Why did you slice off my hand?

It’s imperative that you understand.

Obi-Wan would never bother,

telling you about your father.

He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Then there is something I must reveal then.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

I’m your father.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Knock him out.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Knock him out.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Knock him out.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Yop people! Next Tuesday night I’ll be off to Redang Island with my collge buddies. Hope to meet some hot chicks on the trip, though I didn’t see any during the prep meeting….Oh well, I’m always hopeful, maybe on the Island?. Ahhh….finally, some much needed R & R after my externals. Beh tahan man….start next Semester right after exam….2 hours after exams to be exact. Yup, it’s cruel, but I guess it’s good. Wanna go in, study, and get out to build Hydronas ASAP!!! Well, too bad Ms Leena couldn’t make it, if not sure kena chuck into the sea wan. Ngeh, ngeh, ngeh. Even Tarzan(Yee Meei) also can’t go la. I think she feels uncomfortable on the beach, what with there being only coconut trees for her to climb. Then she can’t talk to any of her animal friends there and she can’t talk to the fish cause she’s only Queen of the Jungle, not a mermaid. So dun be dissapointed you miss the trip la Sin.

Ok, some good news, I gained another kg in one week baby!!!. Woo Hoo!!! Yeah, 66kg di. Just 6 more kg’s to go to reach 72kg=Chad Michael Murray’s weight. Hehehehehe…Yah! Yes, yes, Siew Lee, I know I said I wanted to be like Tom Welling, but lets face it, it’s never gonna happen. Besides, I like Chad better. Too bad I can’t seem to see the gain anywhere, must be going to my ass or hair or something. Haiz…..I’m still happy though coz this time last year I was struggling to maintain 58kg. I still respect Kai Wen, 4kg’s in 2 weeks is it? All thanks to the magical power of NS training la. They must be putting steroids in your food.

Alright, that’s it for my weight obsession. I was suprised when I read this Friday’s NST, Pedu lake is so damn dry. Scary man…I never thought it could happen. Such a beautiful albeit boring place now become like desert dah. Ponna kesian. Other than that, Mahathir’s rampage was also fun to read. Hahaha, padan muka Kak Dah(looks over shoulder for sign of ISA sniper team). Okies, nothing more to say, so until next time!

Unfortunately I am starting this blog post on a sad note. My lecturer’s Mom just passed away this morning. My deepest condolences to her and her family. Let us have a moment of silence now.

Hmm ok….new headache nowadayz. It’s now time to get University placement offers di. Ugh, didn’t expect it to be this fast, but now have to go through the process of photostating and certifying all my exam results and crap like that. Then send applications to as many Universities as possible and pray that at least one will accept me la. Ohh…the evil process starts again, it brings back nightmares of my application for scholarships…..so many forms….so much time….so much dissapointment… I can still remember those cruel words "Maaf, permohonan anda tidak berjaya"  which means "Sorry, but you’re too stupid to study here, belah, belah." Well, I’ve decided to try and get into the Acturial Science course la, which Kai Wen says is fortune telling using math la. Yup, looks like next time I’ll have the same powers like the Great Smiley Ball la. But since I’m taking Commerce Math now, and I’m not getting A plusses, the chances of me getting in is about the same as the chances of successful fertilization during the 30th day of the cycle la. AAAnyways, there are so many Universities, one of them HAS to let me in right?? RIGHT??!?? I’ll let fate decide la, this weeekend I’m planning go to IDP to get myself an agent to handle all my applications. Hope all goes well. Okies, thats all this time. Chioazzzz….

Yop…..So damn bored. Yup, it seems that boredom has hit me hard these past few days. Tried almost all cures knowned to mankind, but nothing seems to be working, looks like even the researchers at WaTheFark University can’t help me. "Boredomniasiacanakillya"(copyright, 2005 Ken’s Blog) has reared it’s ugly head again. This time the innocent victim is me. I think it’s post exam trauma, kinda like post-war trauma suffered by soldiers that come back from war. They can’t adapt to the peace and quiet and they go crazy. Since I’m already halfway to crazy as it is, I think the trauma has sent me into some sort of limbo(creepy X-files music plays). Even blogging can’t seem to entertain me. God, if this keeps up, I’m afraid that I’ll do something rash, like, like, doing homework or something! NNOOOOOOOOOOoooooo……what the hell am I saying???!?? Damn you "boredomniasiacanakillya"(c)!!!! I’ve tried downloading songs, but I’m running out of songs to download. Ok, I need help from all of you, anybody, reading this. Quick, post some of your favourite songs or fun sites to me so that I can combat this deadly disease. No Westlife or Blue, or any of their close cousins like N’sync please, please people, please. 

Disclaimer: This blog and it’s writer does not in any way condone the act of downloading free music off the internet. Artists have worked long and hard to produce those tunes. Breach of copyright is also against the law. Of course, a P2P network is a different story. That’s just you sharing some music with a few million friends. Know the difference. This has been a public service announcement.

Yop. Yesterday I went to Pyramid with Ann Ze, Alex, Tarzan, Ken, Sher Wei…..and pona banyak old friends from SP. Memang perjumpaan orang kampung la yesterday. Well, basically I just walked around with Ken and Faris while the rest shopped la. Pyramid blows. I’m getting drunk first next time. Then I’ll go ice-skating. Yeah, that ought to be interesting. It was nice to meet up with old friends though. It’s been too long since we sat down and buat lawak bodoh. I swear Ken has gotten taller since I last saw him, either that or I’m getting shorter. Anywayz, I got an "interesting" photo while I was there la. Hahaha, paparazzi Liew strikes again.  

Jeng, jeng, jeng, jeng…..Yah! Yee Meei(Ah Sin) caught in the act la. Quick! Call Ah Chuen a.k.a Yeung Kwong kat Sin Min. Habislah hang ah Sin!

Ok, that’s it for this post. Later dayz.

Today skipped math class and went to 1Utama with Yee Meei, Ann Ze, and Alex. Well, actually I wanted to go but…….oh god, no, I can’t stand it, it’s such an obvious and blatant lie. I didn’t go cause I didn’t feel like it la. HAHAHHA, who ask that lecturer to reschedule class at 3, on a Friday?? Lucky for me, I managed to influence more than half the class to skip also, so I think in the end only 2 people showed up, IF there were no traitors la. Well, nothing really interesting to write about. Tomorrow going to fetch them go eat breakfast some more. Hope I can remember the way to the KDU hostels. Ok, I’ll leave you with one of my favourite songs. Chioaz!!

3 STEPS TO HEAVEN by Eddie Cochrane

Now there are three steps to heaven
Just listen and you will plainly see.
And as I travel on and things do go wrong

Just call it steps one
two and three
Step one
you find a girl you love

Step two
she falls in love with you

Step three
you kiss and hold her tightly.
Yeh ! That sure seems like heaven to me.

The formula for heaven’s very simple
Just follow the rules and you will see.
And as Iife travels on and things do go wrong

Just follow steps one
two and three
Step one
you find a girl you love

Step two
she falls in love with you

Step three
you kiss and hold her tightly.
Yeh ! That sure seems like heaven to me.

Just follow, steps one
two and three.